Wednesday, April 21, 2004

True Story

Here's a true crap story. The maintenance guys placed this in a men's restroom, positioning it strategically over the urinals.


Notice

This notice is intended as a refresher course to all using the restroom.

1. Urinals are designed to accept only liquids. It is not a wishing well, so dont throw your change in them. It is also not a trash can, so dont throw your gum, paper, tissue or any other garbage in them.

2. Toilets are slightly more evolved and can accept some "solids". They can also accept a limited amount of toilet paper. Do not block the toilets with large quantities of toilet paper. If you think you need to use more, err on the side of caution and flush frequently.

You may think this is funny but unlike some people we dont enjoy walking around in sewage cleaning blocked toilets. If you like walking in sewage, please block the toilet at home where you can fully enjoy it without bothering the rest of us who are just here to relieve ourselves.

Interesting difference between men and women

Check this one out. I got this from a co-worker.